My Crohnstipated Life

We all have those moments—the ones we swore we’d never talk about. But here I am, ready to spill. 🚽 The Time I Didn’t Make It – Let’s just say… I underestimated the urgency. The worst part? It happened in public. Thank you, kind stranger, for pretending you saw nothing.…

If I had a loyalty card for my GI specialist, I’d be Platinum Elite Status by now. I swear, I spend more time in my doctor’s office than anywhere else. And for all that effort? I think I deserve some perks. ✈ A reward program: 10 visits = one free…

Dear Public Restrooms, We have a complicated relationship. I need you, but I hate you. 💜 Thank you for existing. Without you, I’d be in serious trouble. 💔 But why are you always occupied when I’m having an emergency? I swear, it’s personal at this point. 💜 Thank you to…

We all know about stomach pain and fatigue, but let’s get real—Crohn’s comes with some weird symptoms no one warned me about. 1️⃣ Random mouth ulcers – Because why should my gut have all the fun?2️⃣ Joint pain that makes me feel 90 – Who needs arthritis as a bonus…

Crohn’s has stolen a lot from me—but if I don’t laugh about it, I’ll cry. So, here’s a list of things Crohn’s has absolutely ruined (and the slightly funny side of it). 💔 Spontaneous road trips – Because I need a bathroom stop every 30 minutes. 💔 Popcorn at the…