Life would be so much easier if everyday things had a special setting for people with Crohn’s.
🚗 Cars with an “Emergency Restroom” button. Just press it, and a private bathroom magically appears.
🛒 Grocery stores with “Flare-Friendly” checkout lanes. No long lines, no questions, and a complimentary heating pad while you wait.
💼 Workplaces with “Nap Time for Sick Employees” policies. If kindergartners get naps, why don’t we?!
🍔 Restaurants with a “Guaranteed Not to Betray You” menu. Let me eat in peace without gambling my intestines.
🛏 Beds with built-in bathrooms. Because getting up during a bad flare is actual torture.
🚽 Toilets with an “Apology Note” feature. “Sorry about the destruction. Please don’t judge me.”
Where’s the Crohn’s innovation we deserve?!
Stay Strong.
My Crohnstipated Life 
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