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If My Crohn’s Had a Personality…

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If my Crohn’s could talk, it would sound like a passive-aggressive villain.

🔥 Me: “Can I eat this?”
🔥 Crohn’s: “Sure! I mean, you might regret it, but go ahead!”

🔥 Me: “I have plans today.”
🔥 Crohn’s: “Not anymore.”

🔥 Me: “Oh wow, I feel okay!”
🔥 Crohn’s: “Give it an hour.”

🔥 Me: “Can you just let me sleep?”
🔥 Crohn’s: “I think I’ll wake you up at 2 AM. And 3 AM. And 5 AM. Sound good?”

🔥 Me: “I’d like one good day, please.”
🔥 Crohn’s: “Best I can do is ‘slightly tolerable discomfort.’”

My Crohn’s is an unpredictable little gremlin that enjoys ruining my life. But jokes on you, Crohn’s—I’m still here.

💜 Stay Strong.

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Hello,

I’m Kelly

Welcome to My Crohnstipated Life, a space where I share the raw, real, and often humorous journey of living with Crohn’s disease. From unpredictable flares to parenting while managing a chronic illness, this blog is a mix of personal stories, practical tips, and a whole lot of laughter—because sometimes, humor is the best medicine. Whether you’re living with Crohn’s, love someone who is, or just want a peek into the rollercoaster of chronic illness, I’m glad you’re here. 💜 Stay Strong.

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