If Crohn’s had its own reality TV show, it would be called “Will This Meal Betray Me?”
Here’s how my daily food negotiations go:
🥯 Me: “How about some toast?”
🔥 Crohn’s: “Boring. Go for it.”
🍕 Me: “Maybe a slice of pizza?”
🔥 Crohn’s: “Try it and see what happens. I dare you.“
🥗 Me: “Okay, I’ll be good—just a salad.”
🔥 Crohn’s: “Are you out of your mind?!“
🥩 Me: “Fine, plain chicken and rice. Safe, right?”
🔥 Crohn’s: “You think it’s safe. Guess we’ll find out in 30 minutes.”
🍦 Me: “A little ice cream won’t hurt.”
🔥 Crohn’s: “Call your bathroom and let them know you’re moving in for the night.”
No matter what I eat, Crohn’s is always watching, waiting, ready to ruin my life.
Stay Strong.
My Crohnstipated Life 
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