Crohn’s has stolen a lot from me—but if I don’t laugh about it, I’ll cry. So, here’s a list of things Crohn’s has absolutely ruined (and the slightly funny side of it).
💔 Spontaneous road trips – Because I need a bathroom stop every 30 minutes.
💔 Popcorn at the movies – You know what’s not worth a flare? A bucket of buttery regret.
💔 Wearing cute outfits – I used to love high-waisted jeans. Now? Give me elastic waistbands or give me death.
💔 Romantic dinners – Nothing says date night like me scanning the menu for the least offensive meal while my date orders a steak.
💔 Coffee – I used to be a coffee girl. Now, caffeine and my gut are sworn enemies.
But you know what? Crohn’s hasn’t taken my humor. And sometimes, all you can do is laugh through the chaos.
Stay Strong.
My Crohnstipated Life 
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