We all have those moments—the ones we swore we’d never talk about. But here I am, ready to spill.

🚽 The Time I Didn’t Make It – Let’s just say… I underestimated the urgency. The worst part? It happened in public. Thank you, kind stranger, for pretending you saw nothing.

🚽 The Restaurant Disaster – I excused myself from the table, thinking it would be quick. 20 minutes later, I emerged, a changed person. My date? Very confused.

🚽 The Silent Bathroom Panic – You ever be in a too quiet public restroom and suddenly your stomach is not quiet? I still think about this one.

🚽 The Highway Emergency – There are no words. Just trauma.

Look, having Crohn’s means we all have bathroom horror stories. So if you’re embarrassed? You are not alone.

And if you ever see someone sprinting to a bathroom—just get out of their way.

Stay Strong.

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I’m Kelly

Welcome to My Crohnstipated Life, a space where I share the raw, real, and often humorous journey of living with Crohn’s disease. From unpredictable flares to parenting while managing a chronic illness, this blog is a mix of personal stories, practical tips, and a whole lot of laughter—because sometimes, humor is the best medicine. Whether you’re living with Crohn’s, love someone who is, or just want a peek into the rollercoaster of chronic illness, I’m glad you’re here. 💜 Stay Strong.

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