My Crohnstipated Life

Dear Public Restrooms,

We have a complicated relationship. I need you, but I hate you.

💜 Thank you for existing. Without you, I’d be in serious trouble.

💔 But why are you always occupied when I’m having an emergency? I swear, it’s personal at this point.

💜 Thank you to the places with clean, stocked bathrooms. You are angels among us.

💔 But to the places with one single stall? WHY? There are eight sinks but one toilet? Who designed this??

💜 Thank you to the fast-food joints that let me use the bathroom without making me buy something. You are heroes.

💔 But to the gas stations with “out of order” signs? I know you’re lying. Just say you don’t want me using it!

Public restrooms, you are both my best friend and my worst nightmare. But until someone invents a portable, private luxury bathroom, I guess we’re stuck together.

Sincerely,
Your frequent visitor

Stay Strong.