My Crohnstipated Life

We all know about stomach pain and fatigue, but let’s get real—Crohn’s comes with some weird symptoms no one warned me about.

1️⃣ Random mouth ulcers – Because why should my gut have all the fun?
2️⃣ Joint pain that makes me feel 90 – Who needs arthritis as a bonus symptom? Oh, right. Me.
3️⃣ Night sweats – Waking up soaked like I ran a marathon? Just another Tuesday.
4️⃣ Flares triggered by absolutely nothing – I ate the same thing yesterday and was fine. WHY AM I DYING TODAY?
5️⃣ The bathroom shuffle – That moment when you think you’re done, but nope, you’re back again.
6️⃣ Brain fog – What was I saying? Wait… what was this post about?
7️⃣ Having a mental map of every bathroom in a 10-mile radius – It’s a skill at this point.
8️⃣ Steroid mood swings – I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m—WHY AM I CRYING OVER A DOG COMMERCIAL?
9️⃣ Always being just a little bit dehydrated – Water? Check. Electrolytes? Check. Still thirsty? Check.
🔟 People assuming it’s “just a stomach ache” – Oh, sweet summer child. If only you knew.

Crohn’s is so much more than just a bathroom issue. If you relate, welcome to the club no one asked to join.

Stay Strong.